Spot the fake Drake punchlines?
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Below you will find 20 punchlines from Drake songs. Only half of them are real. Can YOU spot which ones are fake?
“Life is sweet like my cereal: Fruity Pebbles”
“This time I’m really goin off: fireworks”
“I want to get up in your business: breakout session”
“Bout to set it off in this bitch: Jada Pinkett”
“I can teach you how to speak my language: Rosetta Stone”
“I’m gettin paper of record: New York Times”
“Girl got so much flavor: Lawry’s Seasoned Salt”
“Two thumbs up: Ebert and Roeper”
“Presidential suite, girl: Barack Hussain”
“You look better than most contemporary paintings: Pre-Raphaelite”
“I made enough for two: stunt double”
“I always expect greatness: Charles Dickens”
“I’m bout to make some big moves: Max Keebler”
“I could bring her through and shut them down: Onyx”
“I got these new rappers nervous: prom night”
“She tryin to make eye contact: Bausch & Lomb”
“I just say I wrote it for your girlfriends: Kelsey Grammar”
“I never feel sad or empty inside: Lexapro”
“Wondering if I’m the best: Will I. Am”
“Whoops, you crapped your pants: Saturday Night Live”
