Joey Badass & Jay Steez - “Survival Tactics”
That trumpet sample is sick | these dudes are 17
Bitch!
Notorious B.I.G. - “Real Niggas”
From the promo cassette Real Niggas, in which we find Biggie freestyling over west coast classics like “Black Superman” and “Murder Was The Case.”
Antwon - “Helicopter”
DJ Screw - “Blue 22 freestyle” (Instrumental loop w/ added hook)
Based on the beat first flipped by Mean Green on “Major Players.”
Cam’ron, Monica Lewinsky, and Dame Dash
This was the first photo I posted on Facebook way back in 2004.
TKO Capone - “Louis Gucci” (Instrumental)
Harry Potter swag!
Do the math
Lil B - “I Got AIDS” (AIDS Awareness Song)
Thank you Based God for this new mixtape. Lil B loves the people, Drake is an emosogynist.
Busta Rhymes - “Gimme Some More”
1998 is rap’s 1977.
Jigmastas - “Dont Get It Twisted” (ft. Sadat X)
Genius production from DJ Spinna
The illustrated insanity of how folk music “collector” Alan Lomax has a copyrighted stake in the Jay Z song “Takeover“
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Serengeti - “Dennehy”
“Trying to find a decent Fiero with a for sale sign”
I have never wanted to live in the Midwest more than after listening to this song.
Spot the fake Drake punchlines?
Rap is dead: Weekend at Bernie’s
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Below you will find 20 punchlines from Drake songs. Only half of them are real. Can YOU spot which ones are fake?
“Life is sweet like my cereal: Fruity Pebbles”
“This time I’m really goin off: fireworks”
“I want to get up in your business: breakout session”
“Bout to set it off in this bitch: Jada Pinkett”
“I can teach you how to speak my language: Rosetta Stone”
“I’m gettin paper of record: New York Times”
“Girl got so much flavor: Lawry’s Seasoned Salt”
“Two thumbs up: Ebert and Roeper”
“Presidential suite, girl: Barack Hussain”
“You look better than most contemporary paintings: Pre-Raphaelite”
“I made enough for two: stunt double”
“I always expect greatness: Charles Dickens”
“I’m bout to make some big moves: Max Keebler”
“I could bring her through and shut them down: Onyx”
“I got these new rappers nervous: prom night”
“She tryin to make eye contact: Bausch & Lomb”
“I just say I wrote it for your girlfriends: Kelsey Grammar”
“I never feel sad or empty inside: Lexapro”
“Wondering if I’m the best: Will I. Am”
“Whoops, you crapped your pants: Saturday Night Live”
Ginuwine - “I’ll Do Anything/I’m Sorry”
